Dinner: A Love Story

Dinner: A Love Story

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Dinner: A Love Story
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44 Things We've Said to Our Kids to Get them to Eat

44 Things We've Said to Our Kids to Get them to Eat

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Jenny Rosenstrach
Jan 23, 2014
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44 Things We've Said to Our Kids to Get them to Eat
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  1. Please?

  2. Try holding your nose.

  3. See how the fish is pink? Princesses love pink. Salmon is what princesses eat! It’s princess food! Yay princesses!!!

  4. If you don't eat this, I will take the dog for a walk and never come home.

  5. You know how sometimes a needle is so sharp you don't even feel it? That's what this chili is like. It's so spicy that you won't even …

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