Things I Wish Someone Told Me When I Started Cooking

I wasn't sure I heard her right.

"Excuse me?" I asked.

"What's up with the flat bags?"

I heard her right. The question came from the photographer's assistant during the DALS Book photo shoot a few weeks ago. She was in her twenties, hailed from Williamsburg. I didn't get a peek at her iPod, but I feel certain it would be loaded with songs by the Yeah Yeah…