Dinner: A Love Story

Dinner: A Love Story

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Dinner: A Love Story
Dinner: A Love Story
Holiday Exclusive: Santa Speaks!

Holiday Exclusive: Santa Speaks!

Andy
Dec 20, 2010
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Dinner: A Love Story
Dinner: A Love Story
Holiday Exclusive: Santa Speaks!
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Santa: Hello? [To elf] I don't think this thing is working. There's no one... [Into phone] Hello? Hello?

DALS: Hi, Santa. Santa? I'm here.

Santa: Oh, okay. [To elf] It's working now, Shorty. Go wrap. [Into phone] So, what can I do for you?

DALS: First, I just wanted to say it's an honor talking to you and thanks so much for taking a few minutes of your tim…

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