I Want to Marry Marinating

I'm just going to ask you point blank: Do you know about marinating? Do you know how marinating has the power to change your dinnertime? (Which is to say, of course, your life?) Do you know that marinating can be a working parent's best friend?...That I, Jenny Rosenstrach, take thee marinating to be my lawful wedded....

Yes, I'm sure there's a science t…