Our Royal Family
Phoebe was captivated by the the row of weeklies and their splashy covers on display at CVS last weekend. "Is that the new princess?" she asked. (I hoped she wasn't referring to any of the half-dozen half-naked Kardashians.) I looked from Us Weekly to Star across to Hello. Yes! I said. That's Kate Middleton. She's the Salmon of Wales!
It took her a few s…