Our Thanksgiving Secretary
A few weeks ago, we got an email from a local farm saying they were now taking Thanksgiving orders for heritage turkeys. "That is awesome. Let's do it!" Andy said. For about a millisecond, I was on board, until I remembered that when it comes to the turkey, it's not my call to make. Andy and I have free rein to go all rogue (within reason) on the sides -- adding anchovies to roasted cauliflower or oranges and mint to the cranberry sauce -- but my Mom owns the turkey and gravy. If it's going to be anything other than a 14 1/2 pound Bell & Evans bird, it's Mom who has to sign off on it. And let's be honest, if you own the turkey, you own the holiday. My sister hosts, my brother brings snacks and pies, my father is on wine patrol, but my mom is President and CEO.
And also Secretary. I like to think that the reason why Thanksgiving teeters on the happy side of the chaos spectrum in our house is because of my mother's Post Feast Analysis System. Every year, on the morning after Thanksgiving, she grabs her legal pads (she's an attorney and I don't think she ever leaves home without them) and starts taking detailed notes on the holiday: Date, menu, number and names of attendees, temperature, who cooked what, who bought what and where, what she needs more of next year, what she needs less of, what worked, what didn't. Naturally, I'm not nearly as fascinated by the menu as I am by the details that surround the menu. What makes her system awesome is not just that it reminds us that we ate sweet potato casserole in 2011 and 2012 -- it's the little detail that my then 9-year-old niece requested fewer pecans in the casserole next time around. It's not just that we auditioned a new cranberry sauce last year -- it's that my then 11-year-old niece was the one in charge of spearheading it with me. (Mom was also sure to note she's not willing to give up on her old-school sauce just yet.) Of course, I look to the notes to see how I can improve my performance next time. Last year I did a couple things right (I provided "superb" homemade stock for the gravy -- which was like getting a gold star) and also a few things wrong (in the mashed potatoes department: a simple "too much"). But at least I didn't mess up the turkey.
Here's a sneak peak of my mom's post-game report. Is there any question who I inherited the recording gene from?