Quick and Easy Pork Fried Rice

It's almost irresponsible of me to tell you about the way I served this meal to my kids -- because it's exactly the way that, if practiced often enough, will drive you to swear off family dinner forever. I love fried rice. Before Andy and I had kids we'd make it with shrimp and pork and chicken all the time. Or at least we'd always make it when we had l…