Res Ipsa: Nutella Pizza

My mother, an attorney, was the first person to teach me about res ipsa loquitur, a legal term that translates to "The Thing Speaks for Itself." I will leave it to the lawyers out there to explain the finer points of how it's used to prove negligence in the courtroom, but as long as I can remember, my mom and I have been translating it in a way that I f…