School's Closed? Pass the Butter.

There are some nice things about waking up to the automated phone message: Schools Closed Due to Inclement Weather. Sleeping in, for starters. (Though the novelty of this wears off at 8:01, which is usually about the time I first hear "Mom, I'm borrrrrred.") Another nice thing: The realization that I was fired last year, so I am no longer required to re…